I've just seen a...

Wow... you've got a lair! that's just a little bit darker than a harem

Well, if we're moving to people..

I was almost doored by Elle McPherson.

Here I was thinking Aussies would look after each other in a strange, foreign land? :)

I actually knocked over Holly Valance on High St. Ken about 4 years ago, her bodyguard wasn't too chuffed but she was cool about it.

slamm if i were you which im not, but i may have felt the urge to bunny hop on her precious little head.....i fucking hate the talentless bitch!

Who on earth is she?

ohh yeah today i saw my very short and precious life flash before my eyes when i jumped the 6th red of the day.....the van was so fucking close.

shes that bitch that was in neighbours then went on to have the shittest music career the world had ever seen, and now she done so well shes staring in the reverse charges adverts.....

aidan slamm if i were you which im not, but i may have felt the urge to bunny hop on her precious little head.....i fucking hate the talentless bitch!

Haha, I would have done that for you aidan only I was on foot. Swift kick to head do ya instead?

any kind of physical abuse would make me happy...it always does

This morning I saw a bright pink umbrella being blown down Gt Eastern Road, near Old Street in this gusty wind we've been having lately - and it shot underneath a hugh 4x4 and got stuck underneath. It then screeched to a halt and was rammed in the rear by another 4x4. Ha, their karma's collide!

Yesterday I saw a man with a family of pet mice riding a whale down Oxford St. the whale was made out of marzipan and the man's family of pet mice were nibbling on the whale's sweet, yellow, almondy cock. One of the mice melted.

OK, I made that last bit up.

Geared, brakeless road bike, ridden by a pikey with trackie bottoms pulled halfway down his thighs.

You woke up this thread after 8 months for that?! ;)

actually yeah whats going on with the geared road bikes? there was one parked outside my department today with no bar tape or back brake, and a super-fashionable gold finger lever for the front brake. and gears.

I almost hit Richard Gough last month. He was stepping out from amidst a queue of traffic. I'll get him next time...

so let me get this right you were choking from laughing soooo much that you didnt see what happened around the corner.whether the guy got the living crap beaten out of him or not.I mean were you late for eastenders or something.
gee next time i need an witness coz some douche tryed to fuck me over i hope it aint you.

wow! didnt know those yanky squirrels could do so much damage,better than being attacked by a hoxton twat!

Following on from the derail of the current projects thread thread, I thought it would be interesting (or not) to see what pointless celebrity stories people had. Feel free to mock or indeed, pontificate on how you met some waste-of-space soap actor down the pub and 'he was actually a really nice bloke'.

Repost...

I hate you Joe.

That's a report too.

Good one, though.

This week already I have seen Pharell Williams(today), Keith from The Office and Denzil from Only Fools & Horses
Last week I saw Alice from The Vicar of Dibley

Squirrels and celebrities. An interesting merge for sure...

D-list celeb = squirrel, no?

I saw ash atalla, producer of the office in brunswick centre couple of days ago

Fuck me. It's the Zoe Griffin tribute thread.