Jos FUCK OFF ! is the only thing I would have to say if you want to bring it in an "'this is exciting, dangerous, crazy dash through the heart of london traffic" kinda way.
Not joking. Especially if it is for MAXIM. Don't even ask those fucking questions here, 99.9% of the forum users have nothing to do with an alleycat in general or this one specifically.
Ps. Choose a bit more of an original thing to write about.
Damn right (and I'm one of the 99.9%).