Can some one tell me how to brake?

Hello all,
I have just been given a fixed gear bike by an ex but have crashed 4 times : ( I cant really work out how to brake can some one teach me or even better become a companion? : )

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I'm assuming this is a troll

Hutch I'm assuming this is a troll

i don't understand : ( do you think i am ugly : (

Use a squirrel.

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i dont have a proper brake because the forks don't have a hole? i have seen loads of people ride with out brakes, so how do you do this ?
thanks lydia xx

Pull a face stop - just get your face close enough to the concrete to friction a stop at those crucial lights

pull a what?

face stop.

face stop:

pull a face, grimace or something, and your bike will stop all by itself

you need balls to brake well but you can't teach and old dog new tricks

eeerrrr i am female !!!!!!

hey
maybe this is a pisstake maybe not......anyway........stop riding the bike........find someone near you who is willing to help - opiton one 1- drill the forks - similar to raping the bike

      option 2   - change the forks - something like plastic surgery
      option 3- ride really slow ,during the night, learn to backpedal or skid

if you go for either 1 or 2 - fit the brake afterwards

ok thank you very much for your comments. i hope to see you on the road soon : )

lydia xxx ; 0

what will make you obvious so we know to avoid getting hit?
i'm not being mean just precautious

broken77 is right. stop riding that bike. doesnt matter if you're male or female no one can ride a brakeless bike right the first time and it takes time to learn how to so skid stops or skip stops.

2 would be the best option from the above. or there are attachments you can buy to fit brakes on track forks all the way from japan... i dont have the link though...

for some strange reason i think something is not quite right here:-)

"lydia chlamydia" = very creative parents.

hippy "lydia chlamydia" = very creative parents.

Ha-ha! That's not my real name, its just something I picked up whilst travelling!

Bit bored of fake newbie now.

Dance for us monkey, dance...

In all serious, I will fit a proper brake as I am finding it really difficult without one. I just thought there might be a secret trick that one of you could help me learn. I often see people with no brakes and would love to learn, but you guys are right, I should take this one step at a time!!

Thanks anyway xx

Hutch Bit bored of fake newbie now.
Dance for us monkey, dance...

I dunno man, it could be low glucose or tiredness but I'm almost convinced :)

have you thought why your ex gave you a bike with no brakes?