Revenge is sweet

markrjohnson I had a very nice man nearly smear me along a set of railings in his very nice merc. I spoke to him when he stopped at the traffic lights 100m further up the Grays Inn Rd. He was not very nice at all close up, and appeared to have a very limited vocabulary (you know, all short words beginning with f&C).

Anyway, he waved something at me that looked suspiciously like a handgun.
So being a good citizen I immediately called the Police on my pay as you go mobile (free simm in a magazine) and informed them of this rather nasty character with his shiny Merc and gun like object and gave them his direction of travel.

About 20 mins later whilst pedalling past Paddington Green I saw said Mr Nasty laying face down on the road with a big hairy macho plod pointing an MP5 at the back of his head.

The plod appeared to be examining a mobile phone.

Ooops my mistake.

Toodle pip

Genius!