I hate

RPM that's rare for a supermarket..

sainsbollocks round here, you can't stop them running their mouths off! even the deaf/dumb checkout woman, she has a card with all the "hello, how are you today? would you like help with packing? have you got a nectar card?" shit written on it.

don't know what's worse to be honest, dead silence or them yapping away.

On that sainsbollocks note, my girlfriend is convinced one of the cashiers have a crush on me. Just cause I was brought up to an polite guy, who says hello when I meet someone, doesn't mean they can go off and start fancying me... But maybe he can get me some extra nectar points? (ew, you can interpret that to something well nasty)