• Should walking be allowed?

    You could walk into things, or people. Just the other day some dude bumped my shoulder and it bloody hurt too. All I think when I see people walking is liability, accidents, risk... it's everywhere. Walking is really dangerous. Do you know how much it costs the health system and your local government in costs against those who trip and fall whilst outside? No, of course not... but it's lots. And we could really use that money to make people do something safer like ride a bike.

    Every time an older person drives down a street and sees a kid walking, they're thinking, that's my prey there... I'm gonna fuck that little kiddie. Walking is inherently unsafe as children are left open to be prey to paedophiles! Won't someone think of the children! Really, seriously, think of the fucking kids will ya!

    Walking should be made illegal. It is way safer for kids to have jet packs. It's safer for everyone to have jet packs. Everyone knows this, it's accepted and so need not be spoken about because it's so damn obvious. And that's why no-one speaks about it.

    Jet packs beat walking. And you should contact your local representative and get walking illegalised immediately.

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