Mad old bag lady

I think cyclists should only be allowed on the pavement. "but its dangerous to pedestrians" they cry. Whats worse: a car hitting a cyclist, or a cyclist hitting a pedestrian?

Failing that, why dont the cyclists just buy a car like normal people. honestly, what do they look like with their cycling outfits...!

• Alastair, Herts
  
  

OMFG. I can only hope that was a tongue in cheek pisstake.
If it's a genuine opinion then I think I'm going to have to kill myself over the futility of the world.