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@Skülly
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
I once had some dude stick his arm out in front of face when I'd just schlepped up that never-ending slope from Clerkenwell road onto Theobalds road. I was immediately behind a patrol car getting to that Zebra before Lamb's Conduit st cop house. The Cops didn't stop for this dude waiting at the zebra. There was no one behind me. I kept going (well I was on a bmx). He stuck his arm out, and pulled it back just as I was about to hit it. He practically shat his pants when I U-ed, jumped off the bike and ran after him with my bike over my head. I ran up to him screaming my head off and then slammed the bike down on the floor just missing him.
Maybe I overreacted. And I think I cracked the pedal spindle, which I found out, painfully, later. Karma.
Cops came back to see what the fight was about and they were pretty nice actually, considering I was being right threatening.
And I once chased a car that cut right across me and clipped my front tyre (thankfully I stayed upright). I stopped next the driver door and opened his door shouting 'HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I INVADE YOUR SPACE, FUCKER??' He nearly pooed himself too.
10 Hail Marys