Police fining cyclists

markrjohnson I view it as road roulette. 99% of the time you get away with it. Now and again you get caught.

Normally when there is a gaggle of plod it is a group of newbies (called probationers) being taught the delicate art of stitching up the public for £30 a throw.

I would never condone the use of false details, but I have heard it said that a recent letter with an "alternative" address is sufficient proof of residence.

Or so I am told.

ahem.

Toodle pip.

Letter to me

Buckenham palace
SW1 1AA

How that gammy arm by the way mark?