Police fining cyclists

ed:

    "couldn't have got away with the name though they ask you for ID. copper said if not he'll have to arrest me".

I know it sounds drastic but keep any photo id out your wallet and use your bank card as ID. Give the false address and presto, it'll never get back to you. Used this a few times and it's all good. Be extra polite and let the dozy cunts think they've just ruined your day while you've got your feet up in the boozer having a beer on the £30 you've saved yourself.

    Also take his number down (in silver on his shoulders) and make an annomymous complaint (over your pint) that you saw this guy assulting someone, groping some young girl etc etc near where he nabbed you at that time and that you're too afraid to come forward. If they get three of thesse complaints (forgotten the complaint code) then they get it in the ass in a big way. Ruin his day and hopefuly his career and maybe... just maybe... his life