Police fining cyclists

....for going through red lights at Gracechurch/Bishopsgate this morning, cunts! About 18-20 of them all on different junctions/sets of lights, some on foot, some on bikes.
As I cycled past two knobby's on bikes I asked them 'have they got nothing better to do' in the hope that I might get a little 'Benny Hill' going but never happened, just a smug 'no' was there reply. God I hate rozzers, good for fuck all!

you just let it out graham, let it out son.

still waiting on them implimenting bike number plates...

blimey i just got it this morning right at that spot. 30quid bye bye.

I hate car cops, bike cops are less offensive.

well just be careful out there yous all

edmundane blimey i just got it this morning right at that spot. 30quid bye bye.

Toerags ey! I have to walk past crackwhores, drug dealers and all sorts of scumbags everyday in Brixton and nothing get's done....that's what makes me sick, they go for the easy option. I can just imagine them all in the cantine supping their piss weak tea in poly cups, 'Right lads, how we gonna get a couple of quid this morning then - fare dodgers on the tube? Nahh, fuck it, lets go and arse about on Bishopsgate getting cyclists!'

if you give them your real details you're a fool
got caught by one of them city cops the other day acting like an army general in my face.
Gave him the phoney, rode off straight through a safe red light waving at him. nob

empty7 if you give them your real details you're a fool
got caught by one of them city cops the other day acting like an army general in my face.
Gave him the phoney, rode off straight through a safe red light waving at him. nob

Ha! I'd never give em my details either. I'd rather them go through the time, hassle and hopefully self embarrassment of them arresting somebody for going through a set of red lights

its when they:

stop you going down a closed road on a sunday,
ask you to go back behind the line at a traffic light,
dont stop cars from being in cycle lanes or stopping points,
the stockwell to kennington run where one guy is hiding behind a corner and 2 bike cops are abit further ahead and nab yer... ok i hate them all.

empty7 if you give them your real details you're a fool
got caught by one of them city cops the other day acting like an army general in my face.
Gave him the phoney, rode off straight through a safe red light waving at him. nob

damn, should have known better.

did they ask for the 30 quid on the spot or tell you to send it in the post?

Have you got the address if it was the postal address??

Some dogshit will do the trick!

just make sure it's not too random as they sometimes phone up some loser wanking himself off on the end of the line to check the address exists.

[quote]CHUG_IT did they ask for the 30 quid on the spot or tell you to send it in the post?

Have you got the address if it was the postal address??

Some dogshit will do the trick![/quote]

Inside a cyanide filled nail bomb!

empty7 just make sure it's not too random as they sometimes phone up some loser wanking himself off on the end of the line to check the address exists.

Just give them Hippy's name and address. He can afford it now he's not pissing all his money up the wall...

well in that case what if i just don't pay? they're not going to show up at my door and ask me for it anyway are they?

couldn't have got away with the name though they ask you for ID. copper said if not he'll have to arrest me.

"Yes officer, you can have my details and thirty pounds, just as long as you are also going to fine the bus over there breaking the ASL, and the driver parking on a double red line."

If only....

There was an angry rosser at the north end of Neal st policing the one way system. He lost his temper with my cheek... as I rode off I told him he was an utter disgrace to the force, I could smell the rage brewing... the next person probably received the fury.

when they start stopping cars and motorcycles going in the cycling box
taxis doing dangerous u turns and wiping me out
dealing with fuckwits in 4x4's on wallyphones

then I'll stop running reds

Often safer to just go for it

One thing that does really fuck me off though is those yellow vested commuters going straight through a pelican crossing whilst you're on foot. Gonna push the next fucker off who does that.

photoben "Yes officer, you can have my details and thirty pounds, just as long as you are also going to fine the bus over there breaking the ASL, and the driver parking on a double red line."

If only....

No, that'd be far to difficult. Cyclists are easy pickings cos most of us are soft as shite - well not me, stand firm, revolt, we'll show the useless cunts!!

Two were hanging at Holborn Circus this morning. Lucky for me I decided to wait for my green rather than tagging on the end of the cars coming from my right like EVERY other morning. Then I spotted em. If they really wanted to catch us surely they'd start doing it plain clothes though - those Hi-vis jackets are a dead giveaway.

we should just ignore them and cycle off, i think it would be fun, imagine a policeman running after you, the ones on bikes are too slow as well

if we all do it it will become harder to fine us - bad theory i know

I think I read somewhere that the police have never given out a fixed penalty notice for a bar being in a cycle lane or ASL.

I once asked a cycle cop who pulled up next to me to have a word with a van parked in the cycle lane up ahead. He said he wasnt even sure he was able to. Good to know its not just car drivers who are ignorant of the law.

lucky

One thing that does really fuck me off though is those yellow vested commuters going straight through a pelican crossing whilst you're on foot. Gonna push the next fucker off who does that.

That is why there are complaint about cyclist running red light e.t.c and why the police do these "stings". It' the fuckers who can't ride just zooming through all light without giving way to people who have right of way and nearly knocking old granny Smith over.

Same thing for pavements, it's not me riding over a pavement to get to my office at 3 mph giving way to people it's the twat bullying his way down the street pushing people out of the way.

You can tell that people that cycle like this are also the ones that drive aggressively and dangerously too.