Man gets done for nobbing a bike!

dogsballs [quote]Cajeta

yeah, you know, somehow humping a kiddiebike does seem more sinister...

how can a lovely lady like yourself post such a thing? ;) i think you've been corrupted.[/quote]

i had one of those bikes as a kid was a lil less bling but use to take it every where. i think its NIIICCCCEEE - single speed and brakeless.

i just spat tea all over my keyboard

"Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having **sex with pavements **in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."

naughty bastard.

I reckon it must be coz he was doing it in front of the cleaners (you know, the ones that broke in)?
Surely what you do to inanimate objects in your own home is not grounds for addition to the sex offenders list?

worried ;)

he's got a lifetime ban from halfords

hassanr maybe he should marry the bike.. like the dude with the goat in africa... i now pronounce you man and object.

What! I really needed to be told about this before hand. I'm still waiting for my divorce to come through ;]

could be worse!!

Can't believe no-one has posted that video where the girlfriend walks in on a guy nobbing his bike... think it was for onelesscar...but can't find it anywere...

Wasn't it a British thing? One of the odd 'ride your bike' promos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bYrQMypS3A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYinqeBkbgs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2OFPNn0v3Y&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ80luXwUtw&feature=related

aha, found it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHbVqDsUfY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-PwedgM_w&feature=related

they've got a picture of a geof butler on the bbc website. canae believe he got done like this he was probably just having a shuffle and wanted to feel some cold steel - we've all been there...

no? ok i'll get my coat

maybe he tripped??

Art imitates life.