Party Season Slams

my first party slam, just riding home from the pub, the car infront of me slams it's brakes on i swerved down the side of it and there's some cnut stood in the road looking at me as if to say "what the fcuk are you doing in the road." i rode straight into him, i must of being doing no more than 15mph at the time then he's all rolling about on the floor like a premiership footballer and everyone runs over to see if he's ok? what the fcuk he walked out infront of me? fcuking peds. vent over.

hope you put the boot in and finished the fucker off

Slack then he's all rolling about on the floor like a premiership footballer and everyone runs over to see if he's ok?

Maybe he was a premiership footballer? In which case i also hope you finished him off :)

him off sounds like face off which stared John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

Nicholas cage was in 2 films i saw recently, Next and Con Air, also starring John Cusack and John Malcovich.

i just picked myself and ride up and cussed at him for RUINING one side of my TWO DAY old white bar tape...fcuking cnut. get to spend 10 sheets on some more tomorrow. brilliant.

John Malkovich was in Being John Malkovich which costarred Cameron Diaz.

Tom Cruise mistook Penelope Cruz for Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky, which had a soundtrack including Sigur Ros and the Beach Boys.

haaaa!! you have them all on vhs!

haven't seen rumblefish for years - really liked that movie

beta baby

woow before i had clicked the next page i thought beta baby!
mental!