The (official) euro cycling code of conduct!

So glad to see that Roberto is finally out of the closet, after all aren't ALL euro-cyclists are all called Roberto..? absolutely brilliant btw

1. You shall not, under any circumstances, acknowledge the presence of a cyclist riding a bike costing less than $4000 USD in a public place. This could be severely detrimental to your image.
   
   

I see them every training ride, they never go fast, they are too busy posing ...;)