Latest bone of contention: wheelsucking.

if i see a roadie in full lycra (peacock) then i ride close to him (though not drafting) and then all of a sudden SPRINT! and then at an arbitrary finish line that only i know about, i declare myself the winner (unbeknown to him).

Oh yeah...Though it's a bit of a giveaway when you cross the 'finish line' with both arms raised.