Terminology.

tomasito that makes perfect sense.

not sure i'll ever need to use it, but keeps me down with the kids

I am waiting for the day it is used in court by a barrister:

Barrister: "That may be true Mr Ashford, your claim of entering into a verbal agreement is beyond the ability of this court to either confirm or deny, but I have here a written agreement which you seem to have avoided mentioning in your statement concerning this matter'

Mr Ashford: 'Ah . . . I didn't. . . well actually that was . . .er . . . ah . . er . .'

Barrister: 'Sorry, Mr Ashford, can you speak up, the jury cannot hear you'

Mr Ashford: ' . . . er . . em I . . . . er . . .'

Barrister turns to the jury and then points to the defendant: Mr Ashford.

Barrister 'PWNED !'

Jury: LOL !