You are reading a single comment by @Pistanator and its replies.
Click here to read the full conversation.
London Fixed Gear and Single-Speed is a community of predominantly fixed gear and single-speed cyclists in and around London, UK.
This site is supported almost exclusively by donations. Please consider donating a small amount regularly.
@Pistanator
A poor woman just can't seem to do anything about the terrible stench of her mott, so she goes to see a specialist.
After a minute or so's rummaging around down there, the doctor says, "Aha! I think I see what the problem is. Just bear with me a moment, won't you?"
He goes out of the room and, a few minutes later, he comes back in brandishing a long wooden pole with a hook on the end of it.
"Wait," cries the poor woman, a little panicked now. "What are you going to do with that??"
"I'm going to open the window," replies the doctor. "It fucking stinks in here."