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• #127
god, that robert llewelyn's a handsome bastard don't ya think
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• #128
hahaha
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity
Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the excercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.
By joining SpaceCorp, each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities.
In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichver officer can program a vcr.
Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crewmember whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.
Kryten: "Well, Space Corps Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a holo-grammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive."
Rimmer: "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal bastard -
• #129
nimhbus
Good to meet you too, Robert!
LOL
My god I was hammered. Good night though
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• #131
How about Friday?
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• #132
might be able to make thurs, can't friday
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• #133
thurs and fri????
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• #134
im good for thurs
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• #135
thursday would be good fo me
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• #136
yeah, come on wayne!!
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• #137
will bring 'pearl' out for her maiden voyage
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• #138
can't wait to ride her.......hehe
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• #139
Was that pic in the Northstar a Banksy copy?
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• #140
sure was
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• #141
20/80 for Thursday (as in yes/no). Definitely not Friday.
I will wave as I pass.
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• #142
NO bromptons,
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• #144
80% in, depending on my wheelbuilding exploits tonight and tomorrow.
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brett 80% in, depending on my wheelbuilding exploits tonight and tomorrow.
If I'm there, I'll be celebrating my first fixed ride for about 4 weeks.
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• #146
ah, good stuff brett, 2 bikes on virgin rides
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• #147
dogs are you gonna rock up? I still need some bars for the twatster and I want my tug now!
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• #148
forgot about those, i'll bring em in on thu and drop by pub. bars, tug and sprocket (20T 3/32" or 16T 1/8")
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• #149
dogs, you don't have a 15t lying around by any chance 3/32 or 1/8
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• #150
jonny this is like a kick in the teeth to the south east chapter
Good to meet you too, Robert!