The Ten Yard stare (fixed)

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  • afroprok clearly....

  • winston If you're gonna take the time to gawp and "check someone out" you may as well be friendly with it, what's more important who I am or whether I've got an Aerospok?

    It's all about the bike.

    U hav argos poke?

  • why i luk atchu wiv no astropoke?

  • i r got 20 astrostrok, you want?

  • What have I done?!

  • ah yes Nicholas wan astrorake yes? you buy my astrorake only 4 dollar! last chance!

  • anyway when i see another bike out here in the sticks i'll normally goat them for a little race but no one here is ever up for it, it's all about the laid back commute in the west country..... brompton ho!

  • Asbestospoke

  • when i was up north back home (with bike)i got big friendly smiles from everyone on a bike
    it was lovely

  • Too many weirdos on fixies in London nowadays, can't/don't say hi to everybody.

  • more on this subject:

    from here

    [ame=http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=338382]or there[/ame]

    someone suggested this way of greeting other fixed gear riders:

    then someone went a bit fürther:

  • zat iz not vot i ment by fixed gear und SS - schweinhund

  • MA3K|³| Too many weirdos on fixies in London nowadays, can't/don't say hi to everybody.

    hope you dont mean me!!!

    that hitler pic is amazing

  • mein gott - you should see ze vun of Goebbels doink ein nein handed superman

  • Starrer Gang Macht Frei

  • Nicholas Starrer Gang Macht Frei

    LOL !
    Starrer Gang statt Freilauf

    1. The Hitler pic is a whopper. (Transl. from slightly drunk: "rather cool, thank you.")
    2. It's hard not to get disheartened by the stern look or blatant dismissal from certain of the courier fraternity who look at me either as a petty fakenger/wannabe/loser when I nod cheerfully at them, or as though I'm checking them out, rather than being genuinely happy to see someone also spinning through a town by sheer force of will and legs alone, without none of them fancy gear-ish thingummies.
    3. When I stare, it's usually because I can't tell (not the greatest eyes, these) whether that person coasting is on a single-speed (initial assumption: all sexy bikes must by default be fixies, or at least SS) or geared. Or I'm tired. Or grumpy. Or the last person that passed me was a dismissive, arrogant, nob.
      [/tirade]
  • What, so coz I'm on gears you don't give me time of day? How does that differ from some courier snobbing you?

  • I ain't no gearest, yo.

    Either it's awe: "O great rider who understands the mysteries of the gear..."
    Or sometimes regret: "I wish I hadn't stripped the gears off all my bikes."
    Or else fascination: "A nice bike. In London. And it's got gear. Huh?!"

  • I nodded at a man on a VERY yellow pinarello today.

    Also if you overtake someone on a fixie, why is this automatically an excuse for a race? Some guy overtook me crossing kingsland road a week ago in a ridiculously dangerous manner, and i'm pretty sure its only because i passed him at a previous junction.

  • hehe, I had this morning going along the Old Kent Road.
    Some geezer on a black 3-speed job - to be fair I started it after he took me at some lights but it was fun toying with him - continually letting him pass before totally dropping him on the last 3rd of the road… bit of early morning fun :-)

  • i'm usually so busy checking out the bikes i rarely have time to see the riders let alone nod !
    out in the wilds ( that green area outside the M25 ) i'll tip my hat to anything with a pulse

  • dicki out in the wilds ( that green area outside the M25 ) i'll tip my hat to anything with a pulse

    That precludes quite a lot of the home counties' population.

  • i am normally too busy trying to catch my reflection in shop windows, etc. but if i am in a good mood i do try and acknowledge my fellow riders.

  • jonny i am normally too busy trying to catch my reflection in shop windows, etc. but if i am in a good mood i do try and acknowledge my fellow riders.

    and catching the eye of all the nice young ladies who are checking you out, right? I find that takes a good proportion of my time.

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