Judith Priest

is definitely my favourite username on this forum,

// although it does always remind me of a joke about big breaths //

not a bad band either!

worked in a call centre a while back.
'can i take your name'
'judith priest'
'haha no way!'
'what do you mean?'
'oh, nothing, sorry,'

true story.

do you know Iva Biggin?! :p

dogsballs - you'll be spending 5 minutes on the naughty step if you carry on...

Justin Case??

I used to work with a guy called Ivor Payne - real name.

My friend used to go to school with a kid called Michael McMichael - what where his parents thinking?

taking the mick?

i used to know a girl with one leg shorter than the other, her name was Eileen.

When I was at school many moons ago there was a kid in our school called . . .

. . now let me just point out this is not a joke and he was from the Middle East . . .

"Farty Ha Ha"

Of course it was not spelt like this, probably something like 'Faerthé Hahau' - but as you can imagine the poor bastard got some fairly large scale and constant flak.

we had a local video store called "Hung Long Video" :D

had a laundrette near me called "come clean"

wayne_f14 is definitely my favourite username on this forum,

// although it does always remind me of a joke about big breaths //

This form of punnery is known by my mates as the rock-name-game.

We have:

Dan Halen
Megadethel
Ryan Maiden
Ben Jovi
Deansryche...

There are literally hundreds.
The only rules: It HAS to be rawk/meetul and it HAS to be a band.

Panterrance

Back Door Boys!

ooops, sorry thats hippo's secret mens club!

Khaled Zeppelin ?

Dan is the greatest name for the game - Dantera, Danthrax, Danowar, Dan Halen...

Peter O'tool?

Ted Zeppelin

corrosion of conformichael

Stephen of a Down

Slayeric

Nice.

Black Rebel MotorMichael Club.

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