Man gets done for nobbing a bike!

XD

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

3rd time it's been posted ;)

even better.

Was it a vintage Colnago?

The man is strange true but he is now onn the sex offenders list, really is bike lust that bad?

yeah thats a bit weird.......should i be on the list?.....if you've seen my cougar,you will know what i mean.

why? and what have you been doing to it aidan????

Isn't it OK to do stuff to whatever you like if it's yours and not living? If I own a bike, if one night I'm feeling lonely, I don't expect to not be able to 'use' it for fear of being put on the sex offenders register. It seems a bit extreme.

If having sex with inanimate objects is an offence that will lead you to end up on the sexual offenders register, what will all the women do with their vibrators?

go on the list or get very tense.

TheBrick(Tommy) The man is strange true but he is now onn the sex offenders list, really is bike lust that bad?

and now he has to go door to door and introduce himself to all the bicycle owners in his neighborhood.

Would cum in the down tube be the equivalent of frame saver? If so he's welcome to give the Bob Jackson a go.

i don't the objection was to his bike-humping, i think that the offense was probably the fact that he was doing it in a (presumably shared/semi-public?) hostel room, and continued to do it in front of the housekeepers, or whoever it was. this is my guess. bikehumping in privacy, with a consenting bicycle, is probably legal.

Maybe the bike was under-age?

yeah, you know, somehow humping a kiddiebike does seem more sinister...

That bike looks like the Ultimate Warrior's ride, when he was five...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg

Cajeta

yeah, you know, somehow humping a kiddiebike does seem more sinister...

how can a lovely lady like yourself post such a thing? ;) i think you've been corrupted.

get a room...

aidan get a room...
He was in his room, the cleaners of his hostel used a master key to unlock the door. Then they watched him only in a white t-shirt "moving his hips back and forth"

Anyway bike sex man was placed on probation today. He's still on the sex offenders register for three years though.

Surely there's more to it?? That's fucked.
Like someone said.. what about all the birds out there senselessly fscking plastic shafts??
To the gallows with them all!!!

'cycle-sexualist'(BBC)

the judge doesn't seem to like cyclists

that bike looks like a prostitute!

maybe he should marry the bike.. like the dude with the goat in africa... i now pronounce you man and object.