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From HolyMoly, 8th June this year....
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A mole spotted a certain British guitar legend in a bicycle shop recently (Condor on Grey's Inn Road, if you insist) and described him as resembling 'a rather haughty tanned scrotum'.
The shop assistant was fawning over his famous client so much that he was beginning to resemble Gollum meeting the Queen, and his gasps of delight when a bike was finally sold to the great man were a joy to behold.
Eventually, the cap-doffing shop boy began to take the guitarist's details, inevitably requiring various bits of information.
"And sir's e-mail address?"
The reply was just a touch surprising for our lurking mole.
"Yes," said the man once described as 'God' by some fucking idiot with a spray can and an expanse of whitewashed wall, "My e-mail address is lordknobrot@**********.com."
Without raising an eyebrow or missing a beat, the toadying continued: "And can I ask, is sir spelling that with a 'K' or an 'N'"?