Denting cars and running off

Well, it looks like fixie inc have beaten Phil Wood to it...

The car scratcher...

Must be a mini thing! Some mad woman thinking she's a racing driver come racing round Old street roundabout, just as I swerve to miss some numb nut scooter rider
and dopey cyclist and nearly wipes me out! They have no perception of what other road users are doing some people!
Van driver over takes me and then does a left right in front of me - he now requires a new rear light lens.

Must be the season for it.

Had a close one this morning, car too close behind truck, driver of said car can't see past truck, hence doesn't see me and driving too close to kerb.
Luckily, he/she just brushed past this time.

Trucks should all have signs like this:

...but last line changed to "you can't see cyclists".

I was thinking about a sticker for my bag that says:

"If you can read this then stop driving like a cunt"

RPM I was thinking about a sticker for my bag that says:

"If you can read this then stop driving like a cunt"

i'd by that for a... pound.

RPM - LOL! If you start making stickers, I'm gonna start buying them...

RPM I was thinking about a sticker for my bag that says:

"If you can read this then stop driving like a cunt"

Sounds good to me too.

RPM I was thinking about a sticker for my bag that says:

"If you can read this then stop driving like a cunt"

Sounds good. Perhaps you could have iron-on patches made too! That way you could put them onto clothing, hats, bags, etc.

The counter argument

RPM I was thinking about a sticker for my bag that says:

"If you can read this then stop driving like a cunt"

I'll buy one too

asm [quote]mercianary I have a tally of foxton mini's that i've booted as they turn left in front of me and then stop dead when they see me. Another one last night. They are cnuts, I have no guilt whatsoever about kicking them and riding off

Yup exactly the same has happened to me except they (possibly foxtons, definitely a mini driven by an estate agent) fucked off without seeing i was ok.[/quote]

Are Foxtons minis the worst drivers in London? They rate a high number 1 on my list, way above taxis and buses. I guess that's what you get for giving free cars to a bunch of coked up cnuts on commission.

Haa! I was eating dinner outside yesterday on Chiswick high road. Seems every 2nd place is an estate agent! - had 3 Foxtons Agents (2 blokes and a nice laydee) come out of their office next door and sit down near to us. 5 minutes later 2 blokes walking past stop to look in the window.
1st guy "Sheeet look at those prices! 900 grand for a 3-bed.. Bloody estate agents.."
2nd guy "Yeah. They're the ones driving those fuckin Mini's everywhere. Cnuts!"
Ma and my mate were cracking up quietly. The estate agents weren't. I felt a pang of guilt. There's probably one reading this right now. :-(

provenrad I felt a pang of guilt. There's probably one reading this right now. :-(

I wouldn't feel guilty about hurting estate agents feelings. It's like feeling sorry for sharks cos they are hungry.

damn right.

no-ones forcing them to do the job, or drive the idiotic cars.

absolutely no quarter can be given.

be ruthless out there, men.
and women.

provenrad Haa! I was eating dinner outside yesterday on Chiswick high road. Seems every 2nd place is an estate agent! - had 3 Foxtons Agents (2 blokes and a nice laydee) come out of their office next door and sit down near to us. 5 minutes later 2 blokes walking past stop to look in the window.
1st guy "Sheeet look at those prices! 900 grand for a 3-bed.. Bloody estate agents.."
2nd guy "Yeah. They're the ones driving those fuckin Mini's everywhere. Cnuts!"
Ma and my mate were cracking up quietly. The estate agents weren't. I felt a pang of guilt. There's probably one reading this right now. :-(

I believe this is called karma.

bloke in a fuckstons mini cut me up, I gave him a sign that indicated he was deficient in the genital area. he held up his hand to admit it and I laughed.

fantastic. if only he'd given the bird or wanker shuffle instead, things could have been very different for him.
*
these men are cowards*

RPM bloke in a fuckstons mini cut me up, I gave him a sign that indicated he was deficient in the genital area. he held up his hand to admit it and I laughed.

fantastic. if only he'd given the bird or wanker shuffle instead, things could have been very different for him.
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these men are cowards*

i dont like it when your angry...

tomiskinky Must be a mini thing! Some mad woman thinking she's a racing driver come racing round Old street roundabout, just as I swerve to miss some numb nut scooter rider
and dopey cyclist and nearly wipes me out! They have no perception of what other road users are doing some people!
Van driver over takes me and then does a left right in front of me - he now requires a new rear light lens.

It is not a mini thing.
I drive fscking considerately.

aidan [quote]RPM bloke in a fuckstons mini cut me up, I gave him a sign that indicated he was deficient in the genital area. he held up his hand to admit it and I laughed.

fantastic. if only he'd given the bird or wanker shuffle instead, things could have been very different for him.
*
these men are cowards*

i dont like it when your angry...[/quote]

I'm never angry. it's controlled aggression.

you hear?**I'M NEVER ANGY FOR FUCKS SAKE !!! AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG **

i got that photo from 'Wayne's photos for an Internet forum data base'

step away from the database motherf**ka...

amazing!