Natch. Daily Mail will get hold of the story and all fixed gear bikes will be burnt in the middle of Trafalgar Sq whilst delirious car drivers cluster fcuk each other in ecstasy over the world being a safer pace.
Those of us that have not been shot 7 times in the head whilst shopping in Tescos shall be sent to unknown parts of the world on flights that don’t exist as the threat of fixed gears to Great Britain very existence has sent Gordon Brown in to a spasm of Dr Strange Love proportions.
Natch. Daily Mail will get hold of the story and all fixed gear bikes will be burnt in the middle of Trafalgar Sq whilst delirious car drivers cluster fcuk each other in ecstasy over the world being a safer pace.
Those of us that have not been shot 7 times in the head whilst shopping in Tescos shall be sent to unknown parts of the world on flights that don’t exist as the threat of fixed gears to Great Britain very existence has sent Gordon Brown in to a spasm of Dr Strange Love proportions.
Mondays are not good.