Wing mirrors ..

one of those mornings. driver didn't seem to use it to swap lanes so probably won't miss it not being there.

ha!....explain.

Did you get a souvenir?

well actually 2 mirrors. usual case of transit van going past and stopping so i duck under the mirror unfortunately i've got a bag on my back; other is a lady in a chelsea tractor type thing who didn't bother looking and left a gap just big enough to fit thru, unfortunately (again lol) the lock round my waist sticks out a bit.

no souvenir just that amusing noise of plastic clattering on the floor...

that said it seems reasonable to do since i've been attacked by wing mirrors

After knocking them off did you look back with a "yeah, so?" expression; or did you speed away in terror?

i was terrified. i'm still trembling... oh god! how will i live with myself now?

banzai!!!!!

Some old bird drove past me then pulled in at the traffic light queue, but I was too close to stop - rapped my knuckles on her mirror! Gave her a mouthful (no swearing mind) about being aware of cyclists, she shouted some rubbish about doing nothing wrong - like squeezing out a gap ain't dangerous!

ha, I fell off this morning trying to squeeze through a gap that closed and became not a gap

My fault...

the other day two cars were next to each other, trying to get closer and tried to squeeze me between their mirrors, gave the driver a mouthful, as he was being an arse