Yeah I wish. I'm a London Ambulance Paramedic and they've just offered me a grand less tax to stay on the shittiest rota that's ever been designed for an extra 6 months, which, being some sort of gullible spooner, I've accepted 'cos I can see a fixie at the end of the tunnel. However, if you're ever unfortunate enough to need my services just quote Londonfgss and I'll make sure you'll get the full motherload of morphine!!! ;-)
Anyway gotta go, I'm on duty and I now have to go and wrestle with a 14 year old drunk 'cos the old bill don't do drunks any more.
Yeah I wish. I'm a London Ambulance Paramedic and they've just offered me a grand less tax to stay on the shittiest rota that's ever been designed for an extra 6 months, which, being some sort of gullible spooner, I've accepted 'cos I can see a fixie at the end of the tunnel. However, if you're ever unfortunate enough to need my services just quote Londonfgss and I'll make sure you'll get the full motherload of morphine!!! ;-)
Anyway gotta go, I'm on duty and I now have to go and wrestle with a 14 year old drunk 'cos the old bill don't do drunks any more.
Kurt
Peace