How to talk to non-cyclists

unxetas seems like the only correct answer to "what did you do on your weekend" is "yeaaah, had a few mates over, had a couple of beers, went out to the pub and was completely knackered, yeah huhuhuh could barely walk home dude.."

That is usually my answer.. but.. "could barely walk home dude.." but the ride home just flew by.. :)