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Ridin' Fixy
Lyrics:
they know that I be ridin’ fixy
Try to catch me ridin’ fixy …Won’t see me coastin’
or brakin’
you trippin’ if you think I’ll quit ridin’ fixy
Try to catch me ridin’ fixy …
Y’all fools gonna make me do it
Trackstand at the light in front of your Buick
Motha****as wanna run me off the road
I’ll grab my lock, take a swing and make your window explode
You might see me out ridin’ with my club
We roll about 20 then we hit the pub
Chillin’ out drinkin’ beers til we can’t see straight
Hit the streets with a lean why you suckas gotta hate
‘Cuz you know we crazy like lunatics
We got no brakes but we still do skids
Got them *****es in lycra throwin’ fits
Doing tricks in the park like a bunch of kids
Circle backwards: you can’t hang with this
No-handed skid, now you gettin’ pissed
Gotta fat chrome bag hangin’ on my back
with some spare intertubes and a cold six pack
Alleycat race, now I’m ridin’ fast
You freewheel hoes gonna finish last
Comin’ up on your left, now I’m gonna pass
Won’t see me coastin’ or draggin’ ass
Brooks on my jock be fittin’ tight
40 oz in my left, bullhorns in my right
Cuttin’ through traffic, got the haters cussin’
Rollin’ past the ****in’ po-po like it’s nothin’.
Chorus
We been critical massin’
Blockin’ the street so your car ain’t passin’
Now I’m ****faced off the 2-for-1s
Drinkin’ double long islands means double the fun
Now we back on the street and we bringin’ the game
Titanium wheels on my steel frame
48 up front, 15 in the back
Gotta tackle this hill
Won’t be cuttin’ no slack
Now I’m comin’ back down,
leg over the bars.
Skiddin’ long, one hand flippin’ off the cars
Skid patch smokin’ like a big ol’ blunt
Gotta shift my weight to get more up front
Pop my foot back into the clip
and I gotta put my hand back down on the grip
Nitto bars be shinin’ like a gem
Chrome seatpost with matchin’ stem
*with no regard for your cars we dodge em like **** ‘em all*
Don’t push us too far…
step out your car, and we’ll have a brawl
We gotta right to ride
So step aside
Unless you want my SPDs applied
To your doors, your fenders and then your grille
**** with my fixy and you’ll get killed
Chorus X 2
Nitto bars be shinin’ like a gem.
Chrome seatpost with matching stem.