White Fort, black brookes and an orange front deep v? Who was having more fun at the Lisson Party..

le car guide to blagging by a seasoned veteran:

1 - look confident, but not arrogant. You ARE on the list. If not probably your ASSISTANT fucked up
2 - know at least one useful name, but make sure you don't say "oh I'm on Sarah's list..." to Sarah.
3 - look smart and artsy. As described above, suit jacket, arty beard, arty glasses, Sidi's. OK the Sidi's may be a problem in some Mayfair clubs.
4 - mobile phone. Arrive speaking on the phone, and continue the conversation whilst trying to get in. Chances of being perceived as rude though.
5 - "the invite is at my office but I just flew in from NYC/Monaco/Tokyo/Islamabad"
6 - work in magazines. Have business card at ready. threaten repercussion in the press if not allowed in
7 - arrive with incredibly hot girl, who looks like she does NOT like to wait or queue
8 - wait for someone you know vaguely to arrive then proceed forward at the same time while chatting about last night's event
9 - find the back entrance, or the low fence
10 - practice all of the above for long enough and you'll be a regular on the secne anyway so you won't have to blag anymore

Seems like a lot of hard work an effort, just pay ya tight c***! ;-)