Bike Storage: Wall mounts, stands, lock-ups, sheds, etc.

Mr Bungle With that thing - go downstairs, go outside into dark peckham street, fiddle with 2+ padlocks to open it, lift bike out, fiddle with 2 padlocks to close it

Put on stab vest, charge Taser, replace clip in Mac10

• ride off.
  

Innit.