• I were in CONdor one time and this dude with a titanium Colnago shuffles in.

    It's Sat morn, but he thinks he's gonna get it serviced on the spot.

    CONdor dude explains it ain't gonna happen, and says:

    "Didn't you buy this about eight months ago?"

    "Indeed I did."

    "So why are you bringing it in for it's first service now?"

    "I wasn't told there was a time limit!"

    "EH?"

    "I was told to come back after 200 miles...."

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