Fixies in Perth / West Australia

quality link MA3K !

So this a pretty much a sneak preview of what i have to look forward to ??! :)

You'll be sweet down south.
Surfies and hippies, mainly.
I hope your bud smoking skills are up to scratch though.

Oh, and watch out for drop bears near the beaches...

+1 on the link, MA3K

drop bears?

Seriously dude.. do some research.. they're evil fsckers. Tear you to shreds they will..

Arms and Legs are torn from the body, along with huge slabs of flesh, which are greedily consumed while the victim still lives. If seen, Drop Bears should NOT be approached, as they are easily frightened and likely to attack. Vehicles are known to have been attacked, and being in one is no defence. An adult Drop Bear is able to easily break windows and enter vehicles to extrude would-be meals.

Another one to add to the list ;-)

Sharks.. Red backs.. Jellyfish.. Drunks..

If you rub a bit of Vegemite behind your ears before you go to bed at night, it acts as a deterrent.

You forgot Hoop Snakes. They are far worse than the 9 out of 10 most deadly snakes popularized by travelling Aussies..

MAKE SURE you get a pie from the Dunsborough bakery, Chris. It's about an hour before you get to Margs.
The best pies in the universe.

OK so first call after Perth airport is the pie shop. Although i heard a nasty rumour that your classic British Pork Pie doesnt exist over there!!!!!!

You will soon forget about nasty British food..

The fruit and veg is so damn good(and big) over there.

BRM666 If you rub a bit of Vegemite behind your ears before you go to bed at night, it acts as a deterrent.

I heard toothpaste rather than Vegemite.

I think toothpaste is for the Alpine drop bears, found in the Blue Mountains.
One of you east coast brothers will know more than me on that subject, I'm sure.

Sounds like a Bunyip.

Promite behind the ears keeps the mozzies as well as the drop bears away, way better thatn vegemite

Promite is better for sticking behind your ears.. coz you wouldn't eat that shit.

+1
Promite is for fairies.

i love promite me

I want a decent iced coffee.

Sh!t yeah! Iced coffee is the thing! Can't get it here.. I mean, I've moved to the stuff M&S and Waitrose have but it pales in comparison..
Just got back from an iced coffee hunt and M&S were out of their crap so I settled for thick choc milk. How lame. :(

The gloopy flavoured milks are rotten. Are the M&S iced coffees drinkable?

Chris - try and get to Esperance, if you get the chance. It is a bit of a hike from MR (along the bottom of WA), but it is definitely worth it.

I want a funking big bag of Samboy chips and dip.

Hell yeah.

Chris, how long are you gonna be?
This list is getting huge.

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BRM666 The gloopy flavoured milks are rotten. Are the M&S iced coffees drinkable?

Well, I drink it now and then but it really isn't the same. Waitrose is probably the best (1L bottles) but again it's nothing like the Aussie stuff.