Might not be so keen next time..

So tonight's commute some plonker in Acton has a go when I pass some other plonker on a bike who rode in front of me at the lights.
I arc up. Driver arcs up.
Stuck behind a bus he's now hopefully seeing the full stupidity of beeping me because I was "in his way".
Nope. Shouting continues. We shuffle in traffic.
He raises fists as if asking for a fight so I slow down and near his door (not 'that' close though!) I tell him to get the fsck out of his car now.
Surprise surprise.. big man doesn't wanna get out of his car.. (pissweak.. your missus has a bigger cock). Make point of getting rego.
To prove to this dumbass in his blue MG and his boyfriend that bikes are quicker.. I follow them from Acton all the way to West Ealing before getting bored and swinging off home.
I love getting angry! And the gf has made me apple pie! All in all apart from the damp, a sweet ride home :)

pacifist!

You or me? I'm certainly not.

that was attempted humour.

I called you a pacifist, for not killing every single motherfucker on the road for ten miles

I'm want one of Scott's bags because mine gives the game away too soon. Even cut down, the AK-47 stock just won't fit into my Crumpler..

Good job hippy!

Sweet.. I'm fucking sick of running low on clips. You're sure my extended 45-round clips will fit yeah?

scott not scot you really need something on your bag that makes the drivers think a bit....like..."Do i beep when YOU get in MY way?"

Cool slogan but motorists can't read dude.. needs to be pictures or something simple maybe like:

U R A (image of penis)

:-)

Have you seen my Raleigh with its new paintjob?

Cor blimey and I got my adrenalin buzz from telling off a lady in a polite and english way "I'm just trying to point out how YOUR actions endangered MY life"

I'm not sure my heart could stand being you?

But it is bizarre, what do you need to do to be seen??? Other than surround yourself with a ton of metal / plastic?

Evilmonkey Cor blimey and I got my adrenalin buzz from telling off a lady in a polite and english way "I'm just trying to point out how YOUR actions endangered MY life"
I'm not sure my heart could stand being you?
But it is bizarre, what do you need to do to be seen??? Other than surround yourself with a ton of metal / plastic?

You're English though aren't you Evilmonkey?
I'm an angry, uncouth, heathen from convict breeding. (Not actually true but there's Scottish and English heritage so I'm constantly conflicted :))
Anyway, sometimes I'm all chilled out but mostly I've had enough shit from drivers over the last 20+ years so fsck 'em.. I'll usually make sure they know what the fscking score is!
Besides, my heart's gonna give out before I'm 50 anyway so I may as well make the most of it. :)

Funny: http://sydneybodyartridehq.blogspot.com/2007/09/way-of-future.html

Am I the only one that - when they see a car/bus/etc sticking out into an ASF - wants to cut whatever is in the ASF off? Teach those BMW drivers and bendy buses a lesson.

On an unrelated note, anyone know where I can get an angle-grinder that can be carried on a bike?

http://www.moneypit.com/cool-products/ryobi-one-18-volt-right-angle-grinder.html

tom. Am I the only one that - when they see a car/bus/etc sticking out into an ASF - wants to cut whatever is in the ASF off? Teach those BMW drivers and bendy buses a lesson.

You're not alone. In those circumstances, I make a point of stopping right in front of them, then being very slow away when the light turns green. Especially if it's a flashy car.

Open the passenger door and get in. Then say "Let's talk this out like civilised human beings then"

andrewleitch86 Open the passenger door and get in.

You mean enter a box which has lines of demarcation suggesting you stay the f*ck outside of it ;)

asf?

wtf?

wtl?!?

Mouse ASF?

Advanced Systems Format (formerly Advanced Streaming Format) is Microsoft's proprietary digital audio/digital video container format

NTW

(none the wiser)

Advanced Stop Line I fink

Always Scooters Loaded more like.
Ain't Stopping Lately anyway

Mouse ASF?

WTF?

ftw

Thank you Hippy.

LPG: enough with the TLAs!