leeww [quote]SMEEAR that aint a wallet, i have a birth defect
Don't be ashamed of your defect, get it out, oil it up and join your local circus.
Back to your original post, my girlfriend is cool, she can pretty much alter anything for me, I buy a shit pair of jeans or put on 30lbs of beer based man fat and she will get her (1970's) sewing machine out and make anything fit my hideously distended and grotesquely misshaped body.
Many pairs of trousers have been rescued this way, although I have not investigated the whole crotch patch scene as yet, is there a website ?[/quote]
Don't be ashamed of your defect, get it out, oil it up and join your local circus.
Back to your original post, my girlfriend is cool, she can pretty much alter anything for me, I buy a shit pair of jeans or put on 30lbs of beer based man fat and she will get her (1970's) sewing machine out and make anything fit my hideously distended and grotesquely misshaped body.
Many pairs of trousers have been rescued this way, although I have not investigated the whole crotch patch scene as yet, is there a website ?[/quote]
a website huummmm maybe i should start one...
maybe?....