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@Turd_Fergurson
i had a plan for the most dirtyest deadlyest mallet ever! this one wouldn't just work well it would be like putting a bunch of 10yr olds into a rugby match with the all blacks, your oponants are going to be intimidated like nothing you've ever seen!
it goes a little something like this:
one ski poll...
one rubber mallet, approx 14 squid from BnQ(you know the ones that are really heavy if you hold it near the mallet or light as funk if you hold it at the other end)
go to town on it...
you now have possibly an illegal weapon? try stopping the ball with your wheel will you?!?!?!
TWANG, thats the sound of the ball flying through your spokes and distroying your wheel in the process...
you will at this point find yourself 'a bad ass mother' as i believe the kids say it now.
well im not going to make it, A because i think i'd do more damage swinging it about the place than actual goal scoring and the other reason is that i dont have 15squid to blow on a mallet end...but anyone crazy enough to give it a go let me know how it turns out