Polo Mallet piping available!

OK actually you may need to perform an illegal act to get it. A friend of mine told me there are two 3meters long tubes of the perfect piping (according to him) on a construction site on Wardour st. About halfway down he said.
I am stuck at work but if you pass nearby it's worth looking into this. It would solve our problems in one go!

oooooohhh naughty

Watch out it's a trap !

The CIA are trying to clamp down on the international cycle polo movement.

The minute you reach for the piping, you will feel a dull blow to the back of your head and then wake up a few hours later in an orange boiler suit on board a military cargo plane.

you can always ask nicely, i'm sure they won't give a toss if a metre goes awol.

dogsballs you can always ask nicely, i'm sure they won't give a toss if a metre goes awol.

They'll shove a metre up your arse if you ask m'thinks.

There's a challenge, make no mistake.

Just get a gang together:

Two lookouts(for cops and security)
Two to grab the pipes

This is central London, no-one is going to stop you taking them, be too worried about getting stabbed or something.

yo guys if you wanna do it tonite i'm in but am slaved till late and working early tomorrow but if you need an accomplice i'm in. John you got my number text me....hushush...

and transporting the two 3 metre pipes on bikes?

I'd be down for a drunken recce.

I forgot to stipulate two of the team had to be on tandem.

I can bring a junior hacksaw.

pole vault?

If you need more people then send me a whisper , i'm good at whistling so lookout sorted ( can imitate cat's meows too )

I am starting a polo-mallet raid thread.

i have technical experience so may be able to disable any cctv cameras in the area

booyah!!

dave!
did you get them? is this pic from today??

yup, picked it up on the way home - had to stop at london bicycle repair shop to chop it in half 'cause it was a bit of a nightmare to carry in one piece!

Will bring it along on sunday

i dunno, its a pretty cool addition to your bike

a curved top tube wouldn't look too bad actually..

dave - save a few bits for me - I have 2 ski poles.

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ok, was going to chop some bits and bring them to polo tomorrow - ideally how long should they be?

I'd say 17-20cms (NYC bike polo rules: 6-7 inches)

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-ROSSIGNOL-CARBON-SKI-POLES-Normally-54-99_W0QQitemZ290161398747QQihZ019QQcategoryZ58129QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

oooh a head to mate with my shaft!