having perused your latest tweed booty plundered from the darkest hinterlands of the empire that we call 'THE NORTH' I was wondering if it was within you to create form the whirling maelstrom that is your feverish mind a flat cap for t'winter.
As my chromed bonce is protected from the harsh elements on the bike by one of youre fabolous creations I am now looking to protect said bonce on my frequent hunting trips and visits to my club.
I feel a hand crafted flat cap would certainly enable me to cut a dash amongst the young blades of London town
Dear Dr smeear -
having perused your latest tweed booty plundered from the darkest hinterlands of the empire that we call 'THE NORTH' I was wondering if it was within you to create form the whirling maelstrom that is your feverish mind a flat cap for t'winter.
As my chromed bonce is protected from the harsh elements on the bike by one of youre fabolous creations I am now looking to protect said bonce on my frequent hunting trips and visits to my club.
I feel a hand crafted flat cap would certainly enable me to cut a dash amongst the young blades of London town
TTFN, Lord Wayne of Putneyshire