I aced a fitness test.

Posted on Tue 18th, September 2007

• #1

TheDude

Im leaving to work on an oil rig on the 13th October. So I am having to go through quite severe fitness tests. Yesterday I had to race a computer on a fancy excercise bike over a distance of 10km. Apparently I was the only person to ever beat the computer. Needless to say I thanked the fixed gear gods for the result. Today I am having the psych tests so I have been watching the Marathon Man and 1984 to prepare myself.
• #2

deleted

is it safe?
• #3

dogsballs

a friend from manchester, applied to the coppers, but failed the psych test. laughed myself silly. thank god though, he's a nutter.
• #4

unxetas

aren't all coppers nutters?
• #5

dogsballs

true, well maybe not the fit blondes chic coppers.....dream sequence on baywatch....
• #6

TheDude

Apparently they'll be some role play involved. Can't wait!
• #7

hippy

"You are on top of a 40 story building. Do you want to jump off?"
"Um, no."
"Congratulations, you passed the psych test with flying colours!"
• #8

.__

TheDude Yesterday I had to race a computer on a fancy excercise bike over a distance of 10km.

Did you race side by side or did you take it in turns on the same bike ?
• #9

TheDude

leeww [quote]TheDude Yesterday I had to race a computer on a fancy excercise bike over a distance of 10km.

Did you race side by side or did you take it in turns on the same bike ?

[/quote]

leeww [quote]TheDude Yesterday I had to race a computer on a fancy excercise bike over a distance of 10km.

Did you race side by side or did you take it in turns on the same bike ?

[/quote]

It was face to face I wanted to look him straight in his LED's.
• #10

Elvis

i'm getting images of tron in my mind...
• #11

|³|MA3K
• #12

Alex

I can outrace any computer… last one that tried thought it could catch me and then the power cord ended and it crashed to the ground, and I’m all like “Yeah! Who’s your daddy now, bitch!?”
• #13

stompy

Alex I can outrace any computer… last one that tried thought it could catch me and then the power cord ended and it crashed to the ground, and I’m all like “Yeah! Who’s your daddy now, bitch!?”

Now, if it was a Mac, the magsafe power cable...I'll get my helmet.
• #14

big_mummy_smeear

hes not dead...hes just sleeping

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