• roland Locking my bike outside MonkeyChews Chalk Farm... A chap having a cigarette looks me, and then the bike up and down, and says...

    "Is there still good money in the courier game?"

    Cue stammering on my part... Nah mate, I'm just a Fakenger...

    I bet u said.... "There used to be.... now all of these wankers have started taking the jobs..." ??? :-)

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