Yay! You can rest easy now.. I'm banned.

Cunts cunts cunts cunts everybody loves cunts.
Fuck it. I kinda don't mind as I'm busy but now I've got nothing to Alt-Tab to when shit's building.
Arse munchers. I might try the HOSTS thing. I might just use this machine or only post at home.
I'm sure you'll manage just fine without me.. egoman dreams of mass fixie suicides worldwide ;-)

noooooooooooooooooo not blocked...

i promise i will never buy a property from your company

HOSTS thing will definitely work. wicked trick it is.

velocity boy, would it be possible to have a "simple" version of this forum which strips itself (work naked) of all it's clothes (CSS Styles) sort of like bikeforums.net? it could help anyone disguise their use of the forum under the scrutiny of their employers.

edmundane velocity boy, would it be possible to have a "simple" version of this forum which strips itself (work naked) of all it's clothes (CSS Styles) sort of like bikeforums.net? it could help anyone disguise their use of the forum under the scrutiny of their employers.

You just want to go and create work for me don't you?

I'll consider it.

What would happen to all images and youtube things?

nah, just a suggestion anyway... just thought there might be a radio button from your mighty backend you can use... images and youtube things are for home / lunchtime use so might as well strip them out? again, just a suggestion.

Could be done.

A full text only version.

Your replies would be text only too though, as those bbcode buttons would vanish.

that would be nice to have really...

to replace the name resolution does work if you are local admin on your machine.
cause these firewall people are not stupid either and in my company we do not have
write access to c:/windows/system32 where host file sits...tried it... cause with mine
its also block...

but the text version CSS would be fantastic !
Idealy as with lynx...images/youtube would get replaced by the URL

or maybe even mirror the website to a machine that is only visible by an IP in the web

Can you make it censor swear words too? Most other forums do it and it might stop others getting blocked. Naughty, smelly fixie riders.. :P

you need to get a job somewhere they don't censor fucking swearwords, the bastards.

freedom of fucking speech.

Yeah.. I fucking wrote a fucking article on internet censorship for my cunting final fucking year exams! Looks like the fuckers got me back for it though! Double bad considering I'm such a foul mouth normally.
I'll just use the other machine.

Swear filters are a force for good.

They force you to be creative with your abuse.

And certainly increase by a factor of two the quantity of entendres employed.

leeww [quote]hippy Fuck ass cunting bollocks shit!

They've had enough and blocked lfgss on work machines. Luckily I have an unblocked one.. but it's a pain to use.
Now all those quiet, slow-posting folks can get a word in..

Get yourself a new iPod touch

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mmm Nelly Furtardo. I'd quite like to make her my wife.

velocity boy
A full text only version.

or use a text only brouser like links or lynx. that way it is not as clear at a glance what you are doing, and easy for poeple to do with out requiring you to do anything.

lynx

links in text mode, not as nice with the highlighting.

or if you're using firefox, just click View - Page style - then put it on No style

you still get images and stuff but it looks far less suspect

glow or if you're using firefox, just click View - Page style - then put it on No style

you still get images and stuff but it looks far less suspect

Ace suggestion.

Especially as you can disable images too.

yeah any old cunt can swear spend 10 mins in any pub in the east end..... but to swear meaningfully with panache takes a bit more effort and skill

To fucking true, dicki, you old cunt.

I am reading ' A short history of tractors in Ukranian' it contains some truly wonderful insults.

Such as: "You dried shrivelled relic of ancient goat turd."

Brillaint.

that's a great funny book, readind the second one from her, called 2 caravans or something

one of my favourite abuses is "fishbrain"

you small brained wipers of other peoples bottoms... go to love Monty python