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wanker
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• #3
absolutely
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• #4
Oh sorry, I was responsible for that 2 tonne of black cab.
I was in the the shower.
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i think the sentence of the days is: "we're all responsible for our own safety."
what a joke.
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• #6
"we're all responsible for our own safety."
in that case, kind sir, you should have installed safety glass in your window
and then i wouldn't have been able to put my lock thro it and poke you in the eyenumpty.
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moo!
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• #8
how the fuckin hellall this shit keeps happening to you hippy??? how's your ring style? i don't get it....:-S
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• #9
what would the impact be of putting multiple complaints against a particular cabbie.
As in todays incident with Hippy -
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• #10
never, in this country.
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Stef how the fuckin hellall this shit keeps happening to you hippy??? how's your ring style? i don't get it....:-S
My riding style? I was in the bus lane, going straight. There was no riding style. The stupid cnut cut me up, simple as that.
I don't write about all the little incidents like this, but this time I was a little more annoyed than usual, especially given his complete lack of concern.
Do I need to mention the 5 peds I've nearly skittled because they were walking through cars as I filtered? Or the woman pushing the pram onto the road in front of me or the countless white vans cutting me up or.. you get the idea. So many stupid people, so little ammo.It's not like I'm always crashing. MOST of the time I avoid collisions. MOST of the time they are caused by others. Sometimes I lose out. The other day was me losing out. There was no collision with the cab this morning - it was an almost. I was quite happy when I saw him up the road..
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• #12
Speaking of prams:
The other day nearly quashed a Woman/pram combo.
Me riding straight down the road.
Her + prammed baby push out into the street talking on a mooobile and sporting one of those fringe-covers-one-whole-side-of-her-face-haircuts.
"Didn't see you"
"No shit" - well I didn't actualy say that, baby and all.
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hippy [quote]Stef how the fuckin hellall this shit keeps happening to you hippy??? how's your ring style? i don't get it....:-S
My riding style? I was in the bus lane, going straight. There was no riding style. The stupid cnut cut me up, simple as that.
I don't write about all the little incidents like this, but this time I was a little more annoyed than usual, especially given his complete lack of concern.
Do I need to mention the 5 peds I've nearly skittled because they were walking through cars as I filtered? Or the woman pushing the pram onto the road in front of me or the countless white vans cutting me up or.. you get the idea. So many stupid people, so little ammo.It's not like I'm always crashing. MOST of the time I avoid collisions. MOST of the time they are caused by others. Sometimes I lose out. The other day was me losing out. There was no collision with the cab this morning - it was an almost. I was quite happy when I saw him up the road..[/quote]
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Glad it turned out ok. U Lock of justice is always there should you need.
I punch a guy's pickup truck once (the guy cut across my lane of traffic to reach a petrol station making me swerve and punch at the same time - Of course the punch was in rage only. The swerve was about me being "responsible for my own safety"). I may have put a dent in it (I was riding past at the time so couldn't go back and have a look). I felt kinda bad cause it was brand new looking but I figured "that'll learn him"
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MA3K Speaking of prams:
The other day nearly quashed a Woman/pram combo.
chelsea tractor---car---bike
off-road buggy---pram---carrier/harness thingy
irresponsible---impractical---functionalI have chosen the righteous path ;)
I don't want to be "one of those fucking stupid idiots who didn't have a clue" in the annals of urban history.
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How do you put a complaint to the Public Carriages Office? Maybe there could be a name and shame 'sticky" here as it would be quite interesting to know how much crap is caused by the same people.
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tallsam Glad it turned out ok. U Lock of justice is always there should you need.
I don't carry a lock.
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The penis mightier than the sword :S
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n
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• #20
why would you do that,
thats not right.
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silver How do you put a complaint to the Public Carriages Office? Maybe there could be a name and shame 'sticky" here as it would be quite interesting to know how much crap is caused by the same people.
I used this link. I'm sure it just goes to the big email trash can in the sky.. but it made me feel better.
https://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/contact/default.asp?type=pco -
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hippy [quote]silver How do you put a complaint to the Public Carriages Office? Maybe there could be a name and shame 'sticky" here as it would be quite interesting to know how much crap is caused by the same people.
I used this link. I'm sure it just goes to the big email trash can in the sky.. but it made me feel better.
https://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/contact/default.asp?type=pco[/quote]probably - more reason to have a sticky where people can record culprits and let the bravest become vigilantes.
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• #24
i saw you yesterday hippy,i souted "HIPPY" at you but i dont think you heard....i think i may have insulted a few people in the process:)
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• #25
Where? not the brothel again?
Once upon a time there was a hippy and a black cab. They were passing the King's place and he was Cross.
The cab driver decided that he would like to turn left and visit the King to cheer him up.
The hippy was going straight ahead as he had no interest in the King's Crossness.
The cab driver obviously didn't see the hippy and poor cyclist was forced to screech to a halt so that he was not crushed under the angry might of the cab.
Furious at the lack of observation the cab driver exhibited, the hippy came to a stop further up the road and jotted down the cab's license number which he had a 'very close' look at minutes earlier.
Then, who should roll up but the very same cab driver! The hippy and the cabbie had a little chat..
"You almost knocked me over back there"
"Where?"
"King's Cross station"
"Didn't see you"
"Then you shouldn't really be driving that cab, should you?!"
The cab driver shrugged.
"How about you use your eyes from now on?"
"We're all responsible for our own safety"
"You what?! I'm hardly responsible for 2 tonne of black cab driving into me am I?! Get your eyes tested!"
And with that, the lights changed, the two protagonists parted and the Public Carriages Office received another black cab complaint.