The 'Fakenger' thing

photoben Don't know if this is relevant, but 'bout a month ago I was walking past the tate modern with a friend and my fix, saw two Eastern European couriers chatting. Eying up their machines, I said "nice bikes". They replied "yours is shit". That wasn't very nice so I shouted "your mum was shit" and carried on walking...

mate of mine has a massive blonde curly afro, the amount of shit he gets from people all day every day is unbelievable. one night walking through a park, group of about 7 chavs on and around a bench drinking their stellas being loud etc.. as he walks past they fall silent. one of them says, 'who the fuck cut your hair!?' andy turns to him and simply says, 'Your mum.'

All the other chavs turn to the instigator and fall about laughing!