Bicycle Haikus!

who rides white pearson
saw you again on uxbridge
blue pac on your back

BringMeMyFix Would it be coasting
To ride fixed along the coast?
An oxymoron?

I will find out when
I visit Cornwall's lush shores
On fixed, tomorrow

Have fun in Cornwall
I went there last year with gears;
changeable weather

Working in Norwich
I live for London weekends;
next week i'll bring it.

Momentum is tall.
Showed me the fun to be had:
singlespeed no more!

there was once a man on a raleigh
riding fixed and brakeless into a valley
the hill was too steep
then the flock of sheep
...... darn can't remember the last line of my haiku

anyhoo i thought haiku were those number puzzles everyone on the tube is doing these days instead of talking

1 7 3 8
7 2 7 7
7 5 6 9

sudo-haiku

Pseudo Hike Ooooooh!

cheap bike for commute
add phil wood, chris king, nitto
i need a new job

Reduce front end flex...
stiffer components or just
muscle atrophy?

First week of fixing
Many attempts at skids
Limited success

Top tube banging knee
Stupid bloody mechanism
Curse my feeble legs

this thread is banned at work
bad language is frowned upon
fuck them, the dick heads

omfg
I am like rofl
@ robocop thread

Note: Critical Mass
Six-Thirty Tomorrow Night
Stone Circle, See Ya.

Nicholas First week of fixing
Many attempts at skids
Limited success

Top tube banging knee
Stupid bloody mechanism
Curse my feeble legs

Keep at it bruddah
balls to stem is the whole truth
and nuthin but the truth

Racing through the traffic, coasting has been stopped
Your track bikes gears whirr, your bars are flipped and chopped
The black cab u-turns sharply, the white van cuts you off
Skidding through the gap, no-hands, so you flip them off

Can't be fscked with another verse, this friggin thing must be damn well cursed
I'll not write more, I'll not continue on, this cause is lost, this potential gone

Where to learn Polish
I need to learn the language
English not enough

Classic in this months citycycling:

His car had been chipless
Up to that moment
When I forgot I was clipless

"do a skid!" he said
with an American voice.
Christopher Crash again.

"Wheres your brakes?" they asked.
"'Where ARE your brakes?' is correct"
I replied and PWNED.

"do a skid!" he said
with an American voice.
Christopher Crash again.

Chris Crash, yet again.
Ha! Chris Crash again.
Chris Crash strikes again.

all these and many more will be syllabically appropriate.

Pajamas likes me!
At least he pretended to...
once upon a time.

• you there on your bike
  what kind of bike d'you call that?
  
• it's called a fixed gear?
  

provenrad is rad
he knows it and we know it
that much is proven

One year on we read
boring haiku on the screen
as we sit at work.

happy together
our shadows long behind us
riding in the sun