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@hippy
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
In Pamplona, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris