The good, the bad and the ugly as motherfucking sin

The Good:







The Bad and the motherfucking disgusting:

How?

Jack - your Pog looks fantastic now its finished, much better than that 'Grey Ghost' finish you had before. Its reet classy. (BTW Beth says please don't break this one again - she likes it too much).

I can't believe though that you broke yet another bike. What did you do this time?

wow the pog does look great now, hard to believe its the same frame!
i think you should have a glass cabinet made to put it in, and send me ALL your other bike stuff as it clearly isn't safe in your hands.

no! not the 'Knuckle!

what bastard hit you?

(didn't think to ask, but are you ok? nothing broken etc i hope...)

Broken? Not even a fucking black and blue mark. It was a nothing ass tiny little fall. Was riding no handed, went to a adjust my foot in a pedal, hit something in the road sketched out and landed with my fat fucking ass on the seatstay. Fuck it all.

Yeah the pog is the jam.

riding no handed, adjusting your foot, on a fixed wheel. are you fucking nuts?

poor, poor bareknuckle. you killed it.

bastard.

lpg riding no handed, adjusting your foot, on a fixed wheel. are you fucking nuts?

poor, poor bareknuckle. you killed it.

bastard.

Why would that time be any different than the couple hundred other times I did it?

i dunno, wet weather? u tell me. anyway, don't do it on the other bike, the same thing could happen again.

Nice pog, not nice Bareknuckle. At least you made me feel better about falling off on a completely empty, smooth road and breaking myself into pieces. I broke myself - you broke your bike. I reckon you're better off.

And the Pog will get you adulation and people will pay to give you BJs so you can buy a new bike soon.

Momentum people have always paid to give you BJs so you can buy Norway.

Truth.

PS: now I need an opinion. The witcomb has been slated to be my daily rider for many moons. However I was gonna wait until the decals get here. Now I'm kinda fucked for a day to day bike cause I ain't leaving the Pog locked up outside of fucking rockefeller ctr from 7-midnight three times a week. Should I just rush the witcomb and apply the decals at a later date?

Edit: It'll also make it less conspicuous to have no decals. Then again most of my wheel plans for this shit are kinda conspicuous.

make you're own decals, something like- steal this bike and i'll ream your arse (though if they know you like we do that may be an attractive proposition)

even better plan, sell all your shit- maybe not the pog- and spend the cash on a ticket over here. we'll build you a bike and it will be the greatest ever 'cos it'll be filled with love(juice).

I'd rush the Witcomb and do the decals when (if) Barry ever sends them to you. I wouldn't lock the Pog anywhere other than my kiddie dungeon. Cleaned off my Jackson today and it's getting scratched and dented from normal use plus the Pog is gonna be an ultra thief magnet. Only thing is that you'd have to strip the Witcomb completely to do the clear coat over the decals. Otherwise this might be the time for a beater/polo/rain bike build.

Salmon for the fuckin win! Dear Royal Muppets, please send decals fast...