Funniest cycling thread ever..long tho...

you gotta read this
one of the funniest stories i have read for a while, had to walk away a few times then come back to it

brargh! blue-tone is absolutely hilarious. it's always weird when laughing out loud with nobody else around.

i had tears in my eyes, had to get uo and calm down, the office giving me funny looks until a few started to read it....fucking funny

Brilliant! :-D

Heroic. Good work 31trum.

English! no other language to compare with it.....:-

Picolax turned my bum from it's usual semi-dormant state:
a bit like Vesuvius; an impresssive and majestic sight with occasional noxious wiffs, regular minor expulsions of dangerous matter and a very rare display of awesome ferocity worthy of international news

into:
a portal from another collapsing largely aqeous universe via which all compressed matter emerged at trans light speeds, expanding exponentially as it emerges from the "wormhole".

my god that is funny, crying with laughter.
nice find 31trum

it's amazing you found something funny on that abysmal forum, amongst the paranoid screeching Daily Mail "rants"

I joined singletrack back in 2002, when I used to ride singletrack! only go there now to wind up certain folk who I know post on there

unusually for toilet humour, it starts off mildly amusing and gets funnier and funnier as it goes on..
and i'm only half way through!

for the TdF next year EPO or illegal blood tranfusions will be history. thank god we have picolax. combine that with a large meal of tikka masala (anything better?)... jet assist eh?

edmundane for the TdF next year EPO or illegal blood tranfusions will be history. thank god we have picolax. combine that with a large meal of tikka masala (anything better?)... jet assist eh?

poor lanterne rouge!

with everyone eating tikka masala and tadoori + picolax he'll really end up ROUGE

pauvre lanterne brune

OK...as it's been nearly 5 years, and the original link hasn't worked for ages...I figure it's time to let the next generation enjoy 'The picolax thread'. :]

It's long....but definitely worth reading through. :]

HMS endoscope was the bit that made me laugh

Oh. Wow.

Ty for the link...

LMAO :D

Brilliant, in tears hahaha

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Cheers!

that's why I tolerate all the crap on STW, for Gems like this!

forgot about this :)

epic! thank you hahaha

Dear god, that's amazing.

I like when he starts rotating in the lift