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i get annoyed on the occasions when some cock passes me becuase i'm going around 14mph, and i'm wearing revolting lycra, and i can hear his thoughts, each of his two braincells are computing and he is thinking
"i just overtook mr roadie, that makes me special and fast and he is not fast and wearing lycra like idiot".
and i feel the urge to say to him;
"the reason i am going 14mph is because i have just gone 19mph for about 90 miles around kent, up hill and down dale, and now i am riding slowly through elephant because i am indescribably hungry and seeing stars, you mong".
but i say nothing, and my eyes shrink further into their sockets and i fantasise some more about food and let him/it have their moment of glory, because i'm bigger than that.