Riding a fixed-gear is like handicapping yourself... a wheeled freak show for wannabes.

eeehhhh What the hell is he talking about with the left trouser leg being rolled up? I've never seen a bike with a drive chain on the left hand side :S

I have.

How do you know it wasn't just bait to stir up threads like this, getting us to hit their website and generate ad revenue?
That's what I do.. I mean.. oh nevermind. :P