"We left these expensive mountain bikes unlocked outside a high street bank, and waited literally seconds before out-of-work-actors who responded to our advert in the back of 'The Stage' swarmed around them like vultures, hungry to pass on their illicit spoils to the London creatives who visit Brick Lane market, eager to get a taste of the dope-fuelled adrenaline rushes of professional cycling."
"We left these expensive mountain bikes unlocked outside a high street bank, and waited literally seconds before out-of-work-actors who responded to our advert in the back of 'The Stage' swarmed around them like vultures, hungry to pass on their illicit spoils to the London creatives who visit Brick Lane market, eager to get a taste of the dope-fuelled adrenaline rushes of professional cycling."
Can't wait.