Unwritten rules of riding fixed

:always put your leg over you bars to get on your bike. doing it the other way is a sin.
:do not blow £2,000 on a bike if you are not fit and cant ride, and are also going to wear cords and deck shoes.
:try not to buy off the rack bikes, i know a lot of people do buy them.

I've got three things to say about that:

Shite, and
Shite.